Advil PM- Psychedelic drug?

I took two advil pm the other night and for three straight evenings i have had the goofiest dreams i can recall.

I dreamt that I was dating Harrison Ford (i wish!) and we were really making the scene but no one could see him but me. He was there, i knew he was there yet, not a soul could see him.

I'll have to try that. "Yeah mom, Har and i have been together for about 2 months now...what do you mean you want to meet him, he's been here the entire time!"

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Dream number two was me going to a wedding reception in a lavish mansion, decorated in flowers, white linens, crystals, just the poshest looking scene you can imagine
but in a room off the side there was a colonoscopy occurring. I went in to see and i discovered Elton John lying on his side, potbelly all pooched out with a hose in his rump so i pulled up a chair and watched Elton John get a colonoscopy.
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I took my dog Lucy to Petsmart for vet care and grooming.
When i picked her up i was informed that although she was a very normal looking Pug, she was actually one chromosome from being a completely retarded dog. The woman then took Lucy from her cage and proceeded to breast feed my dog.

Needless to say, i and other patrons were quite shocked but the woman assured us the dog loves breast milk.

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last night i dreamt of being at my grandmothers house, sitting at her dining room table.
I became aware of a problem on the floor and i looked down to see her cats' head fall off.
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I think i may switch to LSD-PM and see what happens.